I have heard, gentle humans, that having a pipe in your mouth made you look more sophisticated. That it gave an image that was more mature, more suave, more debonair.
So I thought that I would try it and see.
It made me happy. It made me excited. But, did it make me sophisticated?
There’s got to be more about being debonair than just sticking a pipe in one’s mouth. While it felt good, it didn’t seem any different that carrying around a piece of string, or a tennis ball, or a squeaky chicken.
You know, I think that I am a pretty sophisticated puppy, even without the pipe. What do you think? You can leave comments below.
Oh, one last pipe thought … dad asked me how I was going to light it. Huh? Why would I ever want to do that??