Dear gentle humans, I know that you haven’t seen or heard much from me lately. Well, there is a very simple reason for that: I have been hiding.
I bet you’re having trouble seeing me in my hiding place, but I can see you! I can watch everything that you do as I sit and cogitate.
You might wonder what it is that a clever puppy has to think about. You’d be surprised. We pups think of lots of things, like when it is time to eat again, and what we will be chewing up next, and what are the probabilities that life will be found on any of the earth-like planets that are being discovered, such as Kepler-22b.
All right, in that case, let’s go play!
There will plenty of time to think later. The world’s problems can wait another day or two until I solve them.
Besides, it is hard to solve world problems on an empty stomach. So, after we play, we eat. Right?
Got any puppy treats in your pocket?