Dear gentle humans, when you go out next time, don’t forget to take the clever puppy with you!
I don’t understand, however, why you humans send out invitations that say “Bring Your Own Bottle”. I mean, what do you do with them? I never see you carrying the bottles around in your mouth, like I do, or chewing on them and hearing that lovely crunching sound as your teeth collapse the plastic. In fact, when you bring bottles you don’t even empty them out first! You just bring them, and put them on a table or countertop, and them go off and leave them.
I don’t get it.
Oh, and one more thing … don’t forget to Bring Your Own Puppy.