Have you been wondering, gentle humans, where I have been for the past week? Well, like Farley in the comic above I was on vacation. Mom and dad went on their own trip, and couldn’t take me, so I stayed behind. Instead of going, I spent the week at Laurelwood (http://www.laurelwoodkennels.net/).
But really, it wasn’t bad at all. I had a great time! I got to run on the lawn a lot, and play with a lot of new friends. I got lots of attention from the gentle humans who took care of me, I could lie in the sun and relax … it was like being at a resort!
Here is a picture of me lounging with Kristen and Keith, the nice humans at Laurelwood. You can see that I am enjoying this. I even told them how much I liked it there (don’t mention this to them, but I told Keith that I liked him best, and then I said the same thing to Kristen; they don’t know about what I said to the other. Let’s keep them fooled, shall we?)
A clever puppy knows when he’s got it good. I had a wonderful time, but all good things must come to an end. And when mom and dad came to pick me up after they got home I naturally jumped up and down and licked them all over. I was happy to go home and play with my toys and sticks and plastic bottles.
I look forward to the next time that I get to stay in the resort. The food was good, the service was excellent, and the daily massage was heavenly. But there are a couple of things that I wish they’d add. I miss the shuffleboard and the little umbrella in my drink.
Maybe next time?