I didn’t do it. Nope … not me. How can you even think that I was the culprit? Besides, does this look like the face of a puppy who did anything wrong?
It couldn’t have been me.
Spill water all over the floor? Nope … not me.
Eat all the purry-food? Nope … not me.
Chew up that magazine? Nope … not me.
Dig that hole in the lawn? Nope … not me.
After all, just look at this face. Does this look like the face of a puppy who did anything – anything – wrong? Of course not. Just look at my eyes … the verdict is written there: NOT GUILTY.
I didn’t do it … now may I have that treat?