Hell0, gentle humans. Do you remember Puff, the “indestructible” dragon? The one that the manufacturer guaranteed to be dog-proof? Here is the link to last week’s post in case you missed it: http://wp.me/p262M4-f1
Well, Puff has proven to be very tough. Usually, I can rip apart these plush toys within hours (or even minutes!) but in this case it has been harder. This picture was taken on New Year’s Eve, a full seven days after I started my chewing frenzy.
You can now see that – in addition to the previous tear in his tail – there is now a rip in Puff’s right arm. Remember, however, that this is after a full week of my chewing on this dragon. Two small tears are not much to blog home about!
I really sank my canine canines into this stuffed Puff and soon began to see results. Within a short time the dragon and his tail spike were separated.
Here are the gory details of tonight’s carnage. You can see the body of the dragon, in pretty sad shape. You can see the spiked tip of his tail, with some white dragon-stuffing scattered about. And you can see a huge hole where the tail was attached.
(Mom doesn’t like it when dad blows on this with his mouth. I don’t know why … maybe she is afraid that some duck will answer it? Or, maybe, a dragon ?!)
But where, oh where, is Puff’s tail? Look again at that picture above … something is missing. The part of the tail that should have been between that hole in the dragon and the spike? Where has it gone?
It is indeed gone. Dad looked all around the floor, under the furniture, behind the pantry door, all to no avail. He could not find that tail. He looks very confused and perplexed right now.
I know where it is. But I am not telling.