Dad took one of those online polls. You know, the ones that ask silly questions like, “How much of a Doctor Who fan are you?” or “Are you Northern California or Southern California?” You know what I mean … the polls that are a complete waste of time.
Yessir-ree-pup, he took one of those polls. He took a poll called “How Much do you Like Dogs?” Why he did this I will never know. I could have given him that answer. But he took it anyway, and he didn’t do as well as he might have thought. Here is his score:
Question number one was “How many dogs do you own?” Now, maybe he lost points on that one because he only has one dog, but hey, he has ME! The Clever Pup! Why would he want any more? So he certainly shouldn’t be downgraded for his response on this question!
Maybe he lost points on whether he would still eat his food after I licked it. He replied, “Only if I’m really hungry.” Honestly, now dad, what is wrong with my licking your food? After all, we shared a root beer popsicle once, remember?
Those are the only two questions which might have led to his poor performance on this poll. Still, he did do better than his Disney friend Julie who only got a miserable 96%! And, I have this to say to Julie: Yes, dad and I have indeed licked each others’ tongues!
Gentle humans, if you are interested in taking this quiz, here is the link:
Please let me know how well YOU did in the comments below.